Bling Bling

These have to be the dumbest things I have seen all day, and I woke up with a couple of sorority girls.1 Neutrik usually makes some great stuff for the crafty folks talented enough to make their own cables (I shell out for the Mogamis because my soldering skills suck) but… just look at them!

This is from the product description:

“Fancy, noble, valuable, attractive – the crystalCON connectors made with Swarovski crystals are eye catchers.”

Yes, fancy and noble indeed.  They look like Paris Hilton threw up on them.

No snarky footnote I could possibly come up with would be biting enough to fully encompass how ridiculous these are.2 Anyone who buys one is automatically crossed off my Christmas card list.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get these ladies back to campus.

1. Thank you Jägermeister
2. See? Nothing here.

4 Comments to “Bling Bling”

  1. Gee…and I was going to tell you that I didn’t need that diamond tiara for Christmas, just a few of these….Oh well….. ;-)



  2. Caryn Clark says:

    I love reading your blog Erik. This cracks me up. I’m all about a little glitz myself, but ummm… I’m NOT about making my own cables.

    I thought it was Goldschlager?

    Drive safe.

  3. And look, they both came by to comment. How was class, girls? See you at the kegger!

  4. If they come in purple I might be in trouble……

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